Vintage Tumblr Themes

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald